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Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger.
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!
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