- Make race car noises when anyone gets on
or off... - Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your
kleenex to other passengers... - Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering
Shut up, d---it, all of you just shut UP!... - Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World
incessantly... - Sell Girl Scout
cookies... - On a long ride
sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator... - Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask
Got enough air in there?... - Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator
Wear yours upside-down... - Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall
without getting off... - When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open
then act embarrassed when they open by themselves...
