Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
- THE BIG PIG
Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
- Mandatory Vacation
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small
"I started a new practice last year," the first one said....
- It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
- God did not create the world in seven days. He partied for six and then pulled an all-nighter.
- A Senator, a clergyman, and a Boy Scout were passengers
in a small plane that developed engine trouble.
The pilot announced, "We'll have to bail out. Unfortunately, there are only three parachutes....
- World's First Parallel Processed Human Being.
- People Who Should Be Phased Out (by George Carlin)
** Guy's who always harmonize the last few notes of "Happy Birthday.
** People over 40 who can't put on reading glasses without making self-conscious remarks about their advancing age....
- Crossbred Dogs
Pointer + Setter
a traditional Christmas pet Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso, an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors Terrier + Bulldog Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound + Labrador Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly Malamute + Pointer Moot Point, owned by....