- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral... - On the highest floor,
hold the door open and demand that it stay open until... - Do Tai Chi
exercises... - Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on... - When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
"Oh, not now, d--n motion sickness... - Give religious tracts to each
passenger... - Meow occassionally
... - Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in
your nose... - Frown and mutter "gotta go,
gotta go" then sigh and say "oops... - Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks
infected...
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