- Lean over to another passenger and whisper
Noogie patrol coming!... - Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral... - On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink
at the bottom... - Do Tai Chi
exercises... - Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce
I've got new socks on!... - When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back
Oh, not now, d--n motion sickness!... - Give religious tracts to each
passenger... - Meow occassionally
... - Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in
your nose... - Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go
then sigh and say "oops!...
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