Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
Fun in the Elevator
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
Definition: Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.
Hey! These cookies don't taste like girl scouts!
These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!
Definition: Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion. Ilan Vardi, Stanford
THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
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