When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- THE BIG PIG
Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
- Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
- Minds are like parachutes; they function only when open.
- Minds, like parachutes, work only when open.
- Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? A: When you open her legs the lights go on.
- How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? When you open her legs the lights go o
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< -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
- What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
- Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate:
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I
borrow a highlighter?
2. Say, "Uh, oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that....