A white man walks into a doctors office and asks for a physical. The
doc starts performing the normal physical and asks the man to pull his
shorts down. There, tattooed on the guy's penis are the letters
W and Y. The doctor looks at him and asks what is it for. The man
answers, "You see, those are just the first and last letters. You
can't see the whole word until I have an erection. Then you would
be able to see the city I come from - Westway. I am very proud of
where I grew up."
The doctor, who has seen more than he ever wants in his life, says
"Thats nice", takes the guys money and finishes the physical.
The next day a black man walks in and asks for a physical. The doc
asks him to pull his shorts down and there tattooed on the guys
penis are the letters W and Y. "Let me guess, you grew up in
Westway!!", says the doc. "No man, I grew up on Jamaica", says the
man with the W and Y on his penis. "So then why do you have a
W and Y tattooed on your penis?" asks the doc. "You see man, I
am very proud of Jamaica. When I have an erection it say - Welcome
to Jamaica, hope you have a nice day".
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doc starts performing the normal physical and asks the man to pull his
shorts down. There, tattooed on the guy's penis are the letters
W and Y. The doctor looks at him and asks what is it for. The man
answers, "You see, those are just the first and last letters. You
can't see the whole word until I have an erection. Then you would
be able to see the city I come from - Westway. I am very proud of
where I grew up."
The doctor, who has seen more than he ever wants in his life, says
"Thats nice", takes the guys money and finishes the physical.
The next day a black man walks in and asks for a physical. The doc
asks him to pull his shorts down and there tattooed on the guys
penis are the letters W and Y. "Let me guess, you grew up in
Westway!!", says the doc. "No man, I grew up on Jamaica", says the
man with the W and Y on his penis. "So then why do you have a
W and Y tattooed on your penis?" asks the doc. "You see man, I
am very proud of Jamaica. When I have an erection it say - Welcome
to Jamaica, hope you have a nice day".
///////// ** Warning ** \\\\\\\\\\\\
-------------------------------------
This joke archive contains material
which may be considered offensive to
people of all and any race, sex, age,
religion, national origin, sexual
orientation, etc. Don't take any of
them seriously.
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