This Man Had His Cock Cut Off In An Accident.

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This man had his cock cut off in an accident. He ran into his urologist's
office and shouted "Doctor! Help! You've got to do something!"

The Dr. calmly replied "No problem, we'll just transplant one. Here, let
me show you some samples." He walks into the back room, and comes out
with a latex model of a penis.

The man looks at it and says "Well, you know, Doc, I'd like something with
a little more authority. You know?" The Dr. says "I know what you mean.
Let me get anothe sample." He goes into the back room and returns with
another rubber dick.

The man says "That's better, but I'd like something that really impresses
the women." The Dr. says "OK, I've got just the thing." He goes into
the back room and comes out with this HUGE rubber cock.

The man looks at it and says "Yah, yah, that's it! Does it come in white?"

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