You Have Reached The Offices Of The Planet Zarton. All Our Agents Are Busy Undermining The Governments Of The Earth And Cannot Come To Phone At The Moment.

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You have reached the offices of the planet Zarton. All our agents are busy undermining the governments of the Earth and cannot come to phone at the moment. However, your name and number can be left at the tone and a representative will gladly contact you shortly to arrange for your assimilation into the new order. Long groblint the ultimate blenstron.