This is a boring answering machine message. Leave a message anyway. (Useful to keep people from calling at odd hours to hear your latest exciting message.)
Related:
- But right now I'm using "This is a boring answering machine message.
Leave a message anyway." because I'm sick of people... - Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and
wonderful phone features available now.
None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender... - Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine is in the shop for repairs,
so please leave your message when the toast is done... - Hello, this is Ron's toaster. Ron's new answering machine
is in the shop for repairs,
so please leave your message when the toast is done... - You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our... - This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number,
and after I've doctored the tape, your message will... - Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave... - Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine:
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right...
From the same category:
- Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until... - I can't come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.
Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have... - Hi there. This is Joe speaking. I'm home right now,
and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make. Leave... - Thank you for calling 434-2322. If you wish to speak to Tim,
push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to... - The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name,
phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade...
