He "Hi Mabel, May I Come Over Tonight?" She "Sure John, Come On Over".
He "Hi Mabel, may I come over tonight?" She "Sure John, Come on over".
He "This is not John" She "This is not Mabel, either".
HE: "What's the difference between my cock and a corned-beef sandwich?
SHE: "I don't know." HE: "Would you like to come over for dinner tonight?...
The Jigsaw Puzzle John got a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy, who said "I've got a problem.
"What's the matter?" asked John. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard....
Jesus is hanging on the cross. As he is haging, he yells, "John, John, come here, quick!
John hear's the voice of his master and came running up to the Lord....
Are you angry Mabel? ... ... ... Hey, Mabel...
They're making a new movie about Dan Quayle's military career.
It's going to be called "FULL DINNER JACKET" Did you hear about the Polock who studied five days for a urine test?...
Wet_Dream_ It was April the 41st. Being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating....
A Fishy Story It was April 4th 44, being a quadruple leap year, I was driving downtown Atlantis, my Baracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating.
I pulled into a Shell Station, they said I'd blown a seal....
EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME (This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school...