Noisy Pick-up Of Phone.) Hi, I'm A Burglar And I Was Just About To Steal Troy's Answering Machine.

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(Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine. If you give me your name and number I'll... Uh, I'll post it on the fridge where he'll see it. Uh... By the way, where did you say you live?