Hello, This Is John's Refrigerator, His Answering Machine's Not Working Right Now, So Leave A Name And Number And We'll Get Back To You.

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"Hello, this is John's refrigerator, his answering machine's not working right
now, so leave a name and number and we'll get back to you."
(uses a back-woods slow drawl type voice)