How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--New Haven looks better in the dark.
None--New Haven looks better in the dark.
Related:
- How many artsy blackhair college students does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
None, they'd rather be in the dark.... - How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.... - Q: How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.... - How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
- These were taken from the "Official Klingon Joke Book".
Q> How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?... - How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.... - How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.... - How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.... - THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS
Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on the campus. Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?...

