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• How many artsy blackhair college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  None, they'd rather be in the dark....
• How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None---Hanover doesn't have electricity....
• Q: How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• These were taken from the "Official Klingon Joke Book".
  Q> How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?...
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
• THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: It depends on the campus. Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?...