Q: How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
Related:
- These were taken from the "Official Klingon Joke Book".
Q> How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb... - How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--New Haven looks better in the dark... - Q:" How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" None, astronomers prefer the dark... - Q:" How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the White House?
"A:" None, the president wants to be kept in the dark... - Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
A: None, they like to keep him in the dark... - Q: How many White House staffers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They like to keep Ronnie in the dark... - Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark... - Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
A:: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. A... - How many vampires does it take to put in a lightbulb?
None, vampires like the dark...
From the same category:
- How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song... - Q:" How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"A:" All of them. "A:" 20 - One to hold the bulb, 4... - Q:" How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
"A:" 300 - one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze... - Q:" How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Sorry - light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end... - Artificial light isn't aesthetically
correct...
