How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.
None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.
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- How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--New Haven looks better in the dark.... - How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
- How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.... - How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.... - How many artsy blackhair college students does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
None, they'd rather be in the dark.... - How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J.... - How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is.... - How many Smith students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--all you need is one hot woman and you'll never have a heterosexual lightbulb again.... - How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
