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• How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None--New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many artsy blackhair college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  None, they'd rather be in the dark....
• How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many Smith students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--all you need is one hot woman and you'll never have a heterosexual lightbulb again....
• How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...