- How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.... - How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.... - How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.... - How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.... - How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.... - How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--New Haven looks better in the dark.... - How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him... - How many MIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
- How many Vassar students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven--One to screw it and ten to support its sexual orientatio...
