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• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Lafayette students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--one to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
• How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math homework....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....