How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
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- How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
- How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.... - How many Lafayette students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--one to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins.... - How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.... - How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.... - How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.... - How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math homework.... - How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is.... - How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
