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• Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One to change the bulb, and one to kill him and take the credit....
• Q: How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark....
• Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark....
• Q: How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A:: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark. A:: None of your damn business!...
• How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None--New Haven looks better in the dark....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
• HOW MANY 'REAL MEN' DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
  NONE - REAL MEN AREN'T AFRAID OF THE DARK....
• Q: How many "Real Men" does it take to change a light bulb?
  A1:None. "Real Men" aren't afraid of the dark. A2:None of your damn business!...