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• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is....
• How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U....
• How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Norwegians does is take to change a lightbulb?
  Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to tell a _long_ story about it......
• How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math homework....
• How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....