THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS
Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on the campus.
Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.
Q: How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eleven: One to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience.
Q: How many UC Davis students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: Davis doesn't use electricity
Q: How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.
Q: How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
Q: How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seventy-six: One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light
bulb's right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
Q: How many UC Riverside students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: Riverside looks better in the dark.
Q: How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One: he hires the undocumented worker mowing the lawn to do it for them.
Q: How many UC Los Angeles students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One: She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q: How many [IBM] Technical Writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001,
Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the
pages state only "This page intentionally left blank", and 20% of the
definitions are of the form "A...
