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• Q. How many Indians does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A. Two. One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink beer until the room spins....
• Q: How many drunken Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: 101 - One to hold it and 100 to drink till the room spins around....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one....
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....