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• Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• Q: How many W.A.S.P.s does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• Q:" How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• HOW MANY PROTESTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
  TWO. ONE TO MAKE THE MARTINIS AND ONE TO CALL THE ELECTRICIAN....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• Q: How many WASP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two - one to call an electrician while the other mixes martinis....
• How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U....