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• How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it....
• How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time....
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
• How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
• How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  One--but she'll only do it if it's an alternative light bulb....