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• How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Only one, but he gets six credits for it....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time....
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
• How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it....