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• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
• How many MIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Five --one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U....
• How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience....
• How many Duke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A whole frat--but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of the socket....
• How many Lafayette students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--one to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room spins....