How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it.
Five--One to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it.
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Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U.... - How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change the bulb and two to check his math homework.... - How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.... - How many Allegheny students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six--one to change the lightbulb and five to explain where the hell Allegheny College is.... - How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb? One, dude.
- How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
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One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him...
