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• How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q:" How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
• How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb....
• How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Four--One to change it, one to call Congress about their progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U....
• Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....