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• The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
• A man went rushing into a church for something he had forgotten, but he was stopped cold by a huge sign the janitor had placed in front of the floor that he had just washed.
  It read: PLEASE DON'T WALK ON THE WATER....
• A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.
  On his way there two nuns look at him and he says, "Good morning sisters" and they reply in a sing song manner, "You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning....
• A guy is in a bus station, and goes into the men's room to piss.
  When he walks in he sees a leprechaun with the most enormous dick he had ever seen....
• You know you are from a small town if... ** You can name everyone you graduated with.
  ** You know what 4-H is. ** You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road ** You used to drag "main....
• Whom are you?" he asked. (He had went to night school)
• A young boy came home from school one day and told his mother that he began a sex education class that day.
  His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna be no sex education as long as you live in this house....
• Where is God? Two bothers, ages eight and ten, were always getting themselves into trouble for some reason or another.
  If something was missing, they were probably involved....