5000 Years Ago, Moses Said: Pick Up Your Shovel, Mount Your Ass, And I'll Lead You To The Promised Land.

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5000 years ago, Moses said:
Pick up your shovel, mount your ass,
and I'll lead you to the promised land.

5000 years later, Roosevelt said:
Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, and light up a camel,
for this is the promised land.

Today, Reagan will tax your shovel,
sell your camel, kick your ass,
and tell you there is no promised land.