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  5000 years later, F. D. Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass and light up a camel, this is the promised land....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• If AOL were a City -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- - You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name
  and all were h0t 17/f cheerleaders with a fetish for pierced gay Dobermans in spandex....
• I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
• Intelligence "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?
  aid the first ditch digger. "I don't know," responded the other....
• I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
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