5000 Years Ago, Moses Said: Pick Up Your Shovel, Mount Your Ass, And I'll Lead You To The Promised Land.
5000 years ago, Moses said:
Pick up your shovel, mount your ass,
and I'll lead you to the promised land.
5000 years later, Roosevelt said:
Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass, and light up a camel,
for this is the promised land.
Today, Reagan will tax your shovel,
sell your camel, kick your ass,
and tell you there is no promised land.
5000 years ago Moses said, "Pack up you camel, pick up your shovel, mount your ass, and I will lead you to the promised land.
5000 years later, F. D. Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovel, sit on your ass and light up a camel, this is the promised land....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
If AOL were a City -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- - You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name
and all were h0t 17/f cheerleaders with a fetish for pierced gay Dobermans in spandex....
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.
Intelligence "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?
aid the first ditch digger. "I don't know," responded the other....
I like your style, you got sheer class, but babe, my god, I WANT YOUR ASS!
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
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