- Story I heard when I was getting my private on Long Island:
Local fellow working his way up had padded his logbook... - If God had meant man to fly,
he would have given him more money... - Commandments of Helicopter Flying.
1. He who inspecteth not his aircraft giveth his angels cause to
concern him.
2. Hallowed is thy airflow across thy disc restoring... - A true story (from the latest edition of Australian Aviation magazine):
After a particularly lousy landing by the co-pilot... - Q. Why did Santa Claus ask Rudolf to lead his sleigh team?
A. Rudolf was the only one who was IFR current... - The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Delta Air Lines:"
1.
Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. 2. Join our frequent... - Did you hear about the duck who flew upside down?
He quacked up... - An FAA Inspector walked into a doctor's office with a frog on his head.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" And the... - Purportedly real, but I didn't hear it myself ...
(Transmission as a DC-10 rolls out long after a fast landing.
) San Jose Tower: American 751 heavy, turn right... - Here is a joke that I read in a cartoon in Air Force magazine a while back.
I can only paraphrase and the animation is helpful...
