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  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
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  Well, this is pretty unusual, so they stop for a look....
• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• Captain Bravado... Long ago, there lived an officer of the Royal Navy named Captain Bravado.
  He was a manly man's man, who showed no fear when facing his enemies....
• On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.
  The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York...
• A friend of a friend, who is an airline copilot, told the following stories about a captain with whom he often flew.
  This guy was an excellent pilot, but not real good at making passengers feel at ease....
• A man was very shy, and couldn't speak to more than two people at a time without getting nervous.
  His boss and wife both suggested that he take an Andrew Carnegie course....
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