- This story is TRUE: told by the pilot and confirmed by ATC.
Southend ATC: National 676 - Cleared for takeoff; report... - From: glennw@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (glenn.r.wesley)
Newsgroups:
rec.aviation Subject: Flying Jokes Collection - 3rd... - Glenn Wesley PP-ASEL
att!alux5!glennw 220 hrs and climbing.
AT&T Bell Laboratories Lehigh Valley Flying Club ... - My favorite ATC story involves an old-timer who would get rather excited
when it got busy.
It seemed as if he would think up zingers at home and... - ATC: "N123YZ, say altitude."
N123YZ: "ALTITUDE!"
ATC:
"N123YZ, say airspeed." N123YZ: "AIRSPEED!" ATC:... - Anyway, I heard these two on the air this week:
(Scene 1:
it's night over Las Vegas, information hotel is current... - This is McCarren International departure information Delta.
2100 zulu, [weather, approach information, notams... - Q: How many Northwest pilots does it take to fly a DC-9?
>A: Two, and a fifth Hmm. Sounds like an offshoot... - How do you send a 2 dimensional man to New York? By Plane.
What side of the plane should he sit on... - What's the difference between American pilots and Iraqi pilots?
American pilots break ground and fly into the wind...
