Q. Why did Santa Claus ask Rudolf to lead his sleigh team?
A. Rudolf was the only one who was IFR current.
A. Rudolf was the only one who was IFR current.
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- Christmas 2000
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
Please read the following carefully....... I regret... - Perfection
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman.
After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding... - Politically Correct Santa
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck.
How to live in a world that's politically correct?... - By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
SANTA CLAUS IS WEILDING A GUN
(to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
Oh,
you better watch out You better not pry You better... - By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
SANTA CLAUS IS WEILDING A GUN
(to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
Oh,
you better watch out You better not pry You better... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain... - Rudolf the red knows rain,
dear..... - Q: Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children?
A: Because, he only comes once a year and then it's... - Unknown
From: SilkyKW
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the
world.
However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim...
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12345: "No...
I am a male hispanic... - One of my instructors in FE school told me about this.
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(I hope I didn't get it from the net, but I am reasonably... - Tower: "Alpha Charlie, climb to 4000 ft for noise abatement"
AC:
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when it got busy.
It seemed as if he would think up zingers at home and...
