Here is a joke that I read in a cartoon in Air Force magazine a while back.
I can only paraphrase and the animation is helpful too, bu...
A small, 14-seat plane is circling for a landing in Allentown.
Big Iron engine and airplane company announced the first flight of the new Razzle 200 airliner.
Chief test pilot Frank Lee Candid emerged from the cockpit shaken, dripping with sweat....
Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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Two hunters hired a bush pilot to fly them to a remote lake in Alaska.
As he dropped them off, the pilot said, "Now, you can legally shoot one moose apiece, but don't do it....
The Pilot's Prayer Oh controller, who sits in tower Hallowed be thy sector.
Thy traffic come, thy instructions be done On the ground as they are in the air....
What's the purpose of the propeller? To keep the pilot cool.
If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!...
1) (Heard on the radio - _really_) Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have ...