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  ** He had no in-laws to drop in. ** There were no Jones for him to keep up with....
• A man was driving through an unfamilar city. He noticed in certain section of town, that women would come up to him at stoplights and say "Nookie Nookie Ten Fifty".
  This happened a few more times and this man being a bit naive wanted to find out what this meant....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• A User-car salesman was in a battle with a finace company.
  Well, The other lawyer knewthat the user-car salesman used to be a lawyer and asked him why had he given up begin a lawyer to being a usedcar salesman?...
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• After many years of marriage John was suddenly very ill.
  The doctors ran test after test but could not determine what was wrong....
• Unknown A visiting dignitary from Saudi Arabia had a bad headache.
  Upon being examined by the doctor, it was discovered he had a brain tumor....
• The following are actual stories told by travellers from Mendocino County, CA to travel agents in the UK.
  (And you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography....