World Trade Center

HomeFunplexWorld Trade Center

    Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited To A Dinner
    Party At His Secret Afghan Lair, by Alan Meiss
    1. Point out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious.
    2. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, "Doesn't that sound
    a lot like a B-52?"
    3. Ask him if he's looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan's
    favorite chew toy in the lowest inferno of Hell.
    4. Tell him all about your great vacation to Saudi Arabia, where you
    went absolutely everywhere and did everything, just stomped all
    over the place.
    5. Use his satellite phone to call the time and weather line in
    Buenos Aires and leave it off the hook.
    6. Tell him how much less you paid for your Kalashnikov rifle.
    7. Now that you know the address of his secret cave hideout, fill out
    magazine subscription cards for him for the Wine Spectator and
    Penthouse. But do not, under any circumstances, send him Popular
    8. Order him ten Domino's pizzas with extra ham topping.
    9. Correct him when he ends a sentence with a preposition.
    10. Ask whether the Taliban gets cable, because you haven't seen "Sex
    and the City" for weeks.
    11. Yank the end of his turban really hard to make him spin around
    like a top.
    12. Switch all the CD's in the jewel boxes in his CD collection, so
    that when he reaches for Michael Bolton, he'll actually get the
    Oak Ridge Boys.
    13. Mine his bathroom.
    14. Use your dinner fork for your salad, and, if questioned by your
    host, mutter something about "spots".
    15. Leave business cards for the Israeli Mossad in his Rolodex.
    16. Take pictures of all his wives and post them on
    17. Ask him if he wears boxers or briefs. Check. Take pictures. Again,
    post these on
    18. Give him a Hot Chicks of Palestine calendar.
    19. Ask him if Paradise is different for each person, and whether in
    your own paradise you'll get to, "kick his ass every day for
    20. Reset his VCR and leave it blinking 12:00.
    21. Refer to him as "Osama-osama-fee-fi-fo-fama bin Laden."
    22. Ask whether suicide bombers have to pay union dues.
    23. Tell him it's lovely what he's done with his cave, but that it'd
    look much nicer covered with huge, smoking craters.
    24. At dinner, imply that the Northern Alliance has much prettier
    place settings.
    25. Claim you once saw him at a Hooter's in Muncie wearing a yarmulke.
    26. Ask him if he wouldn't mind if you opened the door and shined your
    laser pointer on his forehead for a few minutes.
    27. Tell him that this is the worst pajama party you've ever attended.
    28. Ask for some pork rinds and a good brew to wash them down.
    29. Mix up his Rubik's Cube.
    30. Ask him if he provides his employees with a 401K plan.
    31. Compliment him on all his poppies outside, but mention that a few
    day lilies would be a nice accent.
    32. Run your finger along his credenza, and say, "tsk, tsk" if there's
    33. Ask whether the Taliban is hoping to be bombed ahead into the
    Stone Age, or perhaps the Iron Age if enough shell casings
    34. Explain that America is a land of freedom and opportunity, filled
    with people of every race, religion, and background, including
    millions of women strong enough to knock the crap out of him.
    35. Claim that they serve much better falafel at the public executions
    in Sudan.
    36. Ask him if he's pursuing the Lesser Jihad, the Greater Jihad, or
    the "Completely Whacked Out of his Freaking Gourd" Jihad.
    37. Swirl your drink thoughtfully and mention, "Just think, in a few
    weeks you might fit in this glass!"
    38. Check to see if Saddam is on his speed-dial list.
    39. They have to wait a few years to see current television shows in
    Afghanistan, so give away the secret of who's having a baby on
    40. Warn him that you're "in a New York state of mind."
    41. Mention that his wives look quite fetching in their burkas, and
    ask whether they've ever thought of modeling.
    42. Ask him, "Say, where do you keep all those Stinger missiles?" just
    in case he'll be caught off guard and answer correctly.
    43. Give him a "noogie" or a "wedgie." If there's actually still a
    flush toilet left in Afghanistan, give him a "swirlie".*
    44. Ask to borrow his hedge trimmer and never give it back.
    45. Play a game of Monopoly with him. Make him play the thimble. See
    if he charges interest. Claim that his properties are your "holy
    lands" and blow up his hotels.
    46. Fish out the secret toy surprises in all his cereal boxes.
    47. Offer to take him "clubbing" in Tel Aviv with your friends Saul
    and Ivan.
    48. Ask him which Ninja Turtle is his favorite.
    49. Give him your cell phone as a gift and ask him to leave it on for
    a few days so your friends can call and say hi.
    50. When you leave, wave and say, "Shalom!"

    *Some translational notes for non-Americans: a "noogie" is a painful
    head rub administered to the scalp while holding someone's head in an
    arm-lock; a "wedgie" involves grabbing the back of their underwear and
    hoisting it up until they squeal; a "swirlie" involves being dunked
    head-first in a running flush toilet. See what you missed by not
    attending school in the States? ;)

    This article is copyright 2001 by Alan Meiss. You are free to forward
    it to others provided you do not change or add to the contents; you
    are also free to include the article in print or broadcast media
    provided you send the author an acknowledgment at

    Please continue to support the recovery efforts, and remember, be good
    to your neighbor, regardless of their religious faith or ethnic
    background. God Bless America!

    710 Reasons to Invade - World Trade Center

    Afganimo - World Trade Center

    Afghan 2 - World Trade Center

    Afghan Kid - World Trade Center

    Afghan Protest - World Trade Center

    Afghan WC Signs - World Trade Center

    Afghans New Money - World Trade Center

    AirLines - World Trade Center

    AirLines2 - World Trade Center

    AirLines3 - World Trade Center

    AirLines4 - World Trade Center

    AirLines5 - World Trade Center

    At Heathrow airport today an individual, later discovered to be a
    public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in
    possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphing calculator. Authorities
    believe he is a member of the notorious Al-gebra Movement. He is being
    charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.


    New version:

    "Terrorist apprehended"

    At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to
    be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight
    while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule,
    and a calculator.

    At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he
    believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
    being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

    "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", Ashcroft said. "They desire average
    solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
    search of absolute value. They use secret code names like "x" and "y"
    and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined they
    belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
    in every country.

    "As the Greek philanderer Iso sceles used to say, there are 3 sides to
    every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
    wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
    given us more fingers and toes.

    "I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is
    intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
    disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to
    inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said,
    adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root,
    make our point, and draw the line."

    President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the
    potential to decimal everything in their math on a scalene never
    before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and begin to
    factor-in random facts of vertex."

    Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
    ellipse. Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they
    continue to multiply, their days are numbered as the hypotenuse
    tightens around their necks."

    Any Plane Behind You - World Trade Center

    Best Use of Duct Tape - World Trade Center

    Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the
    barman,"Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
    The barman says "Yep, thats them."
    So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are u guys doing?"
    And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
    And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
    And Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this time
    and one bicycle repairman."
    And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
    So Bush turns to Powell and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry
    about the 140 million Afghans!"

    BinLaden Hideout - World Trade Center

    Bin Laden - World Trade Center

    Binladen Toilet Paper - World Trade Center

    Everybody, sing along!


    (to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It")

    If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq

    If the markets hurt your mama, bomb Iraq

    If the terrorists are Saudi

    And the bank takes back your Audi

    And the TV shows are bawdy,

    Bomb Iraq.

    If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq

    and your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq

    If the smoking gun ain't smokin'

    We don't care and we're not jokin'

    That Saddam will soon be croakin',

    Bomb Iraq

    Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq

    From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.

    So to hell with the inspections;

    Let's look tough for the election,

    Close your mind and take directions,

    Bomb Iraq.

    While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq

    While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq

    If the ozone hole is growing,

    Some things we prefer not knowing

    (Though our ignorance is showing),

    Bomb Iraq

    So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq

    So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq

    Saying no would look like treason,

    It's the Hussein hunting season.

    Even if we have no reason,

    Bomb Iraq


    Bomb Raider Bin Laden - World Trade Center

    Brainwash - World Trade Center

    Building - World Trade Center

    What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?

    Not enough sand.

    Bush Helps Global Warming - World Trade Center

    Bush Mailbox - World Trade Center

    Bush Monkey - World Trade Center

    Bush Taliban - World Trade Center

    Bushs Wife - World Trade Center

    Catch and Release Program - World Trade Center

    Do you know how we can get Osama bin Laden?

    Lace a bunch of Watchtower magazines with anthrax and send the Jehovah
    Witnesses in after him. Those people can find anybody!

    A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.

    Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog.

    He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

    A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

    "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

    The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

    "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:

    " Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.

    "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?"

    The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!" The next day the newspapers says:

    "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored"


    After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam
    is still alive", Saddam decided to send George W. a
    letter in his own writing to let his friend know that
    he is still in the game.

    Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a
    coded message: 370HSSV-0773H

    George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it in and
    emailed Colin Powell. Colin and his aids had no clue
    either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve
    it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and
    the cc list got longer and longer.

    Eventually it arrived at the Fed. Dr. Greenspan looked
    at it and replied the next second: "Perhaps the
    President would wish to look at the message


    Dead or Alive on CNN - World Trade Center

    Diplomacy - World Trade Center

    In the United States, a guy is in his car on the
    motorway when it arrives at traffic jam.

    A while later, someone knocks on his window. The guy
    rolls down his window
    and asks "What's happening?"

    The other guy says "Terrorists have taken Bush
    hostage and demand a million dollars, otherwise they
    will pour gasoline on him and throw a match at him.

    So, I'm going from car to car to collect donations."

    The driver asks: "And how much do people give?"

    "5-10 liters. It depends."


    Donkey - World Trade Center

    Eyetest at FBI - World Trade Center

    Family Portrait - World Trade Center

    1-George Bush's fav. song..... I Will Survive
    2-Osama Bin Laden's theme song..... It Wasn't Me
    3-Boston Airport Authority's song..... Who Let The Dogs Out
    4-New Yorker's song..... Smoke Get In Your Eyes
    5-Song that was played in the WTC..... Hit me Baby One More Time
    6-Guys that jumped off WTC was singing..... I Believe I Can Fly
    7-Pentagon's ex-theme song.....U Can't Touch This

    Flight Simulator - World Trade Center

    Found Osama - World Trade Center

    Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out
    walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops
    out of it.

    "I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total,"
    says the genie.

    The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
    also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

    With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever
    made fertile for farming.

    Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
    so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious

    Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall
    around Afghanistan.

    "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please
    tell me more about this wall."

    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet
    thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out
    - it's virtually impenetrable."

    Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."

    Great View - World Trade Center

    Hasani BinLadan - World Trade Center

    Have You Seen Me - World Trade Center

    Head Crash - World Trade Center

    Holy War - World Trade Center

    Home Alone 2 - World Trade Center

    How They Got Away - World Trade Center

    I Love NY - World Trade Center

    I Will Survive OBL - World Trade Center

    I am NOT American - World Trade Center

    If I Only Had - World Trade Center

    Insure - World Trade Center

    These were collected from late night TV shows like Jay Leno , David Letterman
    and Conan O,Brien.

    In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by
    lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right
    idea, wrong president." - Jay Leno

    "More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra
    and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is
    reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own."
    - Jay Leno

    "U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan says he can think of no reason
    to attack Iraq right now. I can think of five off the top of my
    head: Shell, Exxon, Mobil, Texaco and BP." - Jay Leno

    "As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one
    thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline." - Jay

    "In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of
    Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine,
    supplies, housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that
    amazing? He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for
    Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works out." - Jay Leno

    "A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they
    actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more
    evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted
    more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German
    flag." - David Letterman

    "President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a
    bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the
    economy's going to hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen
    this movie, haven't I?" - Jay Leno

    "The latest rumor is the United States is working behind the scenes
    to try to find a 'safe haven' for Saddam Hussein. See if he agrees
    to step down and leave Iraq, we will relocate him. What a
    nightmare, where are you going to send a guy who thinks America is
    a nest of greedy imperialists intent on bleeding the third world of
    all their resources? I mean, besides Berkeley?" - Jay Leno

    "The bill gives the president the power to wage war on Iraq - or,
    as President Bush calls it, "Operation Re-election.'" - Jay Leno,
    on the vote in Congress to authorize war against Iraq

    "It's like they're the Wal-Mart of evil." - Jon Stewart, commenting
    on President Bush's description of Iraq as a country that "gathers
    the most serious dangers of our age in one place"

    "What was left what will happen after Saddam is gone?
    Democracy seems unlikely, so the hope is that Saddam will be
    replaced by a more pliable leader, someone we can work with to keep
    the country under control, maintain regional balance of power.
    Someone sympathetic, secular, someone like, oh...1982 Saddam." -
    Jon Stewart

    "Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news -
    they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have
    to drop it with a camel." - David Letterman

    "President Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he
    wants them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right
    now in Iraq, the economy is collapsing, businessmen are corrupt,
    and Hussein wants his son to take over as president. Sounds like
    mission accomplished." - Jay Leno

    "The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for
    us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all
    lining up." - Jay Leno

    "The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if
    we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said
    he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked,
    Canada had no army." - Conan O'Brien

    "Germany is now saying that they won't go along with an invasion of
    Iraq. However, they did say they would go along if the invasion
    included Poland, France and Belgium." - Jay Leno

    "A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact,
    Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How
    embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father." - Jay

    "Bush said he wants a change so that the people of Iraq will be
    allowed to choose their own leaders. Good luck, we can't even get
    the people of Florida to choose their own leaders." - Jay Leno

    "The Bush administration has apparently approved a plan to oust
    Saddam Hussein. I think that's President Bush's Father's Day gift
    to his Dad." - Jay Leno

    "Here's something dreadful I heard about. You know these suicide
    bombers. Turns out Saddam Hussein is paying these people. He's
    paying people money to blow themselves up. Isn't that nuts? Isn't
    that just bizarre? More bizarre than that, recently he increased
    their salary. The increase is $10,000 to $25,000 for a suicide
    bombing. Coincidentally, that's the same deal I signed up for with
    CBS." - David Letterman

    "Saddam Hussein has raised the amount going to suicide bombers from
    $10 thousand dollars to $25 thousand. What's next, a health care
    plan?" - Jay Leno

    "The New York Times is reporting that the Bush administration has a
    post-war plan to turn Iraq into a democracy. If the plan works it
    might be tried in Florida." - Conan O'Brien

    "Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the vote. Well,
    that's according to Saddam's campaign manager, Jeb Hussein." - Jay



    "President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that
    democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a
    good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We
    can't even get this in Florida."

    Jay Leno

    "President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage
    war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the
    American voters to become president, either."

    David Letterman

    "We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass
    destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq.
    There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."

    Jon Stewart

    "Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With
    France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?"

    Jay Leno

    "As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear:
    This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline."

    Jay Leno

    "In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying on
    the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong

    Jay Leno

    "In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq gets rid of Saddam
    Hussein, he will help the Iraqi people with food, medicine, supplies,
    housing, education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing? He finally
    comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's for Iraq. Maybe we could bring
    that here if it works out."

    Jay Leno

    "President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad
    movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the White House, the economy's going to
    hell, we're going to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?"

    Jay Leno

    "CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three
    parts ... regular, premium and unleaded."

    Jay Leno

    "Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See,
    President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he
    gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war."

    Jay Leno

    "The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow
    'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."

    Jay Leno

    "President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war
    with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, I
    know you're there, pick up, pick up."

    Craig Kilborn

    "In an interview with Dan Rather, Saddam has challenged President Bush to a
    live, televised debate. I think this would be fair, since English is a
    second language to both of them."

    Jay Leno

    "Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq
    could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and
    announced plans to bomb Ohio."

    Jay Leno

    There was never and good war or a bad peace - Benjamin Franklin, September
    11th 1773


    Jacuzzi in America and Iraq - World Trade Center

    King Kong - World Trade Center

    >Federal Aviation Administration
    >800 Independence Avenue S.W.
    >Washington D.C. 20591
    >Dear Sirs:
    >I have the solution for the prevention of hijacking, and at the same time
    >getting our airline industry back on its feet.
    >Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we
    >should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
    >Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
    >woman, and of course, every businessman and some politicians ;-) in this
    >country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
    >We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record
    >Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
    >Bill Clinton


    msn conversation between "you know who" & "you know who knows; who"!

    BinLaden9151: hello??
    XprezbushX: who is this!!!11111 a/s/l
    BinLaden9151: osama
    XprezbushX: thats a funny name
    BinLaden9151: at least its not bush lol
    XprezbushX: shut up
    BinLaden9151: did u get my message
    XprezbushX: whut message
    BinLaden9151: u know, my message
    BinLaden9151: it wuz delivered by airmail
    BinLaden9151: right into ur trade towers
    XprezbushX: shut up that wasnt funny!!!!111111
    BinLaden9151: lol
    XprezbushX: SHUT UP!!!! :X
    BinLaden9151: r u mad
    XprezbushX: yah
    BinLaden9151: why??????
    XprezbushX: u messed with my country
    BinLaden9151: well now u know how i feel
    XprezbushX: whut do u mean
    BinLaden9151: other countries and forces hurt my people all the time
    XprezbushX: hello!!! whut duz that have 2 do with us
    BinLaden9151: like u give guns and money and missiles and stuff 2 a lot of those people
    XprezbushX: oic
    XprezbushX: but ur terrorists, how can u speak out against violence
    BinLaden9151: jeez u label anybody who goes against injustice a
    BinLaden9151: i bet if u were picking on my little brother and i
    punched u youd start screaming TERRORIST! TERRORIST!
    XprezbushX: i never touched ur little brother
    XprezbushX: besides there r other, more civilized ways 2 battle
    BinLaden9151: ur missing the point
    XprezbushX: whutz the point anyway
    BinLaden9151: i love my people like brothers and ur military is all
    up in our holy land!!! 1
    BinLaden9151: its pissing us off
    XprezbushX: whatever dude
    XprezbushX: is that all
    BinLaden9151: no
    BinLaden9151: imperialistic american globalization is a raging
    torrent thats going to wash away our borders, our cultures and our identities
    XprezbushX: whut u mean???!!!111111
    BinLaden9151: im afraid that tomorrow im going to wake up and see a mcdonalds next to my mosque
    BinLaden9151: and ur troops will be like, relax yall, just have a
    happy meal!!
    XprezbushX: so whut r u wearing
    BinLaden9151: ???
    XprezbushX: sorry wrong window lol
    BinLaden9151: lol
    XprezbushX: ok so whut were u saying
    BinLaden9151: like
    BinLaden9151: basically
    BinLaden9151: a lot of all the jets and tanks and gunships that
    terrorize us might as well be painted red, white and blue
    XprezbushX: a/s/l
    BinLaden9151: ???
    XprezbushX: sorry wrong window again
    XprezbushX: hello r u there
    BinLaden9151: YESS!!
    XprezbushX: u started all this anyway
    BinLaden9151: did not!
    XprezbushX: u did too!
    BinLaden9151: u started it!!
    XprezbushX: lalalala
    XprezbushX: i cant hear u
    BinLaden9151: i will make ur life a living hell
    XprezbushX: haha ur acting like a 13 year old girl who just got her phone taken away
    BinLaden9151: shut up
    BinLaden9151: ur immature
    XprezbushX: relax, have a happy meal lol
    BinLaden9151: ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11
    XprezbushX: i think our blind rage is obscuring solutions--can we set aside our feelings and just talk about this like civilized

    MSN Messenger - World Trade Center

    Make Love Not War - World Trade Center

    In a New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passer-by happened to see this
    and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he strangled it to death. A reporter for the New
    York Times was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper.
    Approaching our hero he said: "Your heroic feat will be published in tomorrow's paper under
    the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy".
    "I'm not from New York, though" replied the hero.
    "Oh? In that case we'll change the headline - 'Brave
    American rescues boy from savage dog'". "I'm not American either" replied the hero.
    On being asked about who he really was, our hero replied "Well, I'm an Arab."
    So the next day the headline on the front page of The New York Times said:
    "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles dog to death in New York park. FBI investigating possible
    link to al-Qaeda."

    Masssss Distruction - World Trade Center

    Mc Ladans - World Trade Center

    Missing - World Trade Center

    What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

    The New York Jets!

    What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?

    Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

    New Map - World Trade Center

    New Map of World - World Trade Center

    New Pentagon - World Trade Center

    New WTC - World Trade Center

    New York City 2006 - World Trade Center

    No Escape - World Trade Center

    No to Nuclear Teating - World Trade Center

    What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?


    How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves.

    What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?

    They both irritate Bush.

    Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

    Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

    Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

    Because they can get bombed at home.

    Yo mama is so ugly, when you came home from school, you said, "Osama
    where's my mama?"

    Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
    down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They
    would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
    whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

    Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
    in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They
    selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
    removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they
    came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its
    cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near

    When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
    looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry
    for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10
    seconds with the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the
    Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards
    Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and
    charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite,
    the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
    There was nothing left of his dog at all.

    Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
    understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
    working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female
    dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

    "That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic
    surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie

    GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

    Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when they come across
    a fence where a goat has his head stuck.

    Saddam looks at Osama, Osama looks at Saddam and Osama smiles, drops
    his pants, and starts goin to town with this goat, just tearin' his
    ass up. After Osama is done, he says, "Alright, Saddam, your turn."

    And Saddam drops his draws, grabs his ankles, and sticks his head in
    the fence.

    Osama bin Stiller - World Trade Center

    Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai?

    He wanted to see the burning Bush.

    Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

    Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

    What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?

    A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit.

    Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road?

    He thought he saw the American flag, so he ran for his life.

    Why hasn't Osama bin Laden ever been circumcized?

    Because there is just no end to that prick!

    What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie?

    "Dude, Where's my Cave?"

    What's the capital of Afghanistan?


    Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when
    they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted
    up its tail and looked at the camel's butt. Just then a guy came over
    and said, "What are you doing?"

    Osama replied, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at
    the two assholes on that camel.'"

    What did Osama name his last daughter?

    Camela - after her mother.

    Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that
    they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

    "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he
    asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

    David's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would
    get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

    "Osama bin Laden," David says.

    "Why Osama bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

    "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy
    could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to
    think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a
    little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to
    Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over
    the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't
    hate anyone anymore."

    His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.
    "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

    "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
    Marines could blow the shit out of him."

    A family just arrived in Canada as immigrants from Palestine. The first day
    the 10 years old kid, went to a school in Montreal, he was asked by the
    teacher to introduce himself.
    He said: -"I just arrived from Palestine, and my name is Mohammed."
    The teacher told him that this name doesn't properly fit with the newschool.
    She suggested changing his name to "Johnny" and the kid liked the new name.
    When he went back home, his mother yelled: -"Mohammed, come & chat with me
    on your first day."
    The kid didn't answer... his mother went to see why didn't he answer.
    He said: -"My name is Johnny not Mohammed anymore," then his mother slapped
    him & left. The same story was repeated with his father. He didn't reply,
    thus he was slapped harder by his worried dad.
    The second day when he went to the school, the teacher asked him: -"What did
    you end up doing yesterday?"
    He said: "Can you believe it? My first day as an immigrant in Canada I was
    attacked by two Arab terrorists!!!"

    Pamela and Osama - World Trade Center

    Perfect Plan - World Trade Center

    An old Arab man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to
    spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
    His only son, Abdul, who used to help him, was being
    held by the FBI for aiding and abetting terrorists.
    The old man wrote a letter to his son and described
    his predicament.

    Dear Abdul, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks
    like I won't able to
    plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too
    old to be digging up
    a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would
    be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Your
    Dad, Mohammad.

    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Dad, For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden,
    that's where I buried the biological weapons. Love,

    At 4 a.m. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local
    police showed up and
    dug up the entire area without finding any weapons.
    They apologized to the oldman and left. That same day
    the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's
    the best I could do under the circumstances. Love,


    Praying - World Trade Center

    Priceless - World Trade Center

    Raytheon - World Trade Center

    Real Afghanistan - World Trade Center

    Rebuild - World Trade Center

    Reply - World Trade Center

    Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"

    Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"


    Saddam's phone call to Bush on September 11, 2001

    Saddam: "President Bush, I would like to express my condolences to you. It
    is a real tragedy - so many people, such great buildings. I want to
    assure you we had nothing to do with that - it was not us."
    Bush: "What? - What buildings? What people?"
    Saddam: "Ummm...what time is it in America now?"
    Bush: "It's 8:00 in the morning."
    Saddam: "Ooops... Sorry I'll call you again in an hour. Bye."


    Satan 1 - World Trade Center

    Satan 2 - World Trade Center

    Satan 3 - World Trade Center

    Satan 4 - World Trade Center

    Spotted - World Trade Center

    Statue of Liberty - World Trade Center

    Taliban 1 - World Trade Center

    Taliban 2 - World Trade Center

    How do you play Taliban Bingo?

    B-52, F-15, B-1...

    My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to
    me. It would be true poetic justice:

    Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
    inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
    Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

    Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him,
    fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform
    a complete sex change operation.

    Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the

    Taliban Singles Online - World Trade Center

    How come the Taliban are not circumcised?

    It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

    How do you stop a Taliban tank?

    Shoot the guy pushing it!

    The Face of GOD - World Trade Center

    Tomorrow of the World 1 - World Trade Center

    Tomorrow of the World 2 - World Trade Center

    Tomorrow of the World 3 - World Trade Center

    Tomorrow of the World 4 - World Trade Center

    Tomorrow of the World 5 - World Trade Center

    Tomorrow of the World 6 - World Trade Center

    Tomorrow of the World 7 - World Trade Center

    Tomorrow of the World 8 - World Trade Center

    Tomorrow of the World 9 - World Trade Center

    Turkish - World Trade Center

    US Map - World Trade Center

    Victory Against Terrorism - World Trade Center

    WTC Delete - World Trade Center

    WTC Homepage - World Trade Center

    WTC Meeting - World Trade Center

    WTC Puzzle - World Trade Center

    WTC Redesign Safety Holes - World Trade Center

    War Tank - World Trade Center

    What Everybody is Doing - World Trade Center

    Where did Bin Laden Get the Idea - World Trade Center

    Who Says Pakistanis Dont Know English - World Trade Center

    Why USA Cant Find Binladen - World Trade Center

    Why USA Cant Find Usaama - World Trade Center

    With Your Permission - World Trade Center

    Withstup - World Trade Center

    World Trade Center - World Trade Center

    YMCA - World Trade Center

    Young Binladen - World Trade Center

    image001 - World Trade Center

    image002 - World Trade Center

    image003 - World Trade Center

    image004 - World Trade Center

    image005 - World Trade Center

    image006 - World Trade Center



    p1a - World Trade Center



    p1b - World Trade Center



    p1c - World Trade Center



    p1d - World Trade Center



    p1e - World Trade Center