Bomb Iraq

Everybody, sing along!

BOMB IRAQ

(to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It")

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq

If the markets hurt your mama, bomb Iraq

If the terrorists are Saudi

And the bank takes back your Audi

And the TV shows are bawdy,

Bomb Iraq.



If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq

and your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq

If the smoking gun ain't smokin'

We don't care and we're not jokin'

That Saddam will soon be croakin',

Bomb Iraq



Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq

From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.

So to hell with the inspections;

Let's look tough for the election,

Close your mind and take directions,

Bomb Iraq.



While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq

If the ozone hole is growing,

Some things we prefer not knowing

(Though our ignorance is showing),

Bomb Iraq



So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq

Saying no would look like treason,

It's the Hussein hunting season.

Even if we have no reason,

Bomb Iraq