After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam
is still alive", Saddam decided to send George W. a
letter in his own writing to let his friend know that
he is still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a
coded message: 370HSSV-0773H
George W. couldn't figure it out so he typed it in and
emailed Colin Powell. Colin and his aids had no clue
either so they sent it to the CIA. No one could solve
it so it went to the NSA and then to MIT and NASA and
the cc list got longer and longer.
Eventually it arrived at the Fed. Dr. Greenspan looked
at it and replied the next second: "Perhaps the
President would wish to look at the message