Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when
they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden got off the camel and lifted
up its tail and looked at the camel's butt. Just then a guy came over
and said, "What are you doing?"
Osama replied, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at
the two assholes on that camel.'"