In the United States, a guy is in his car on the
motorway when it arrives at traffic jam.
A while later, someone knocks on his window. The guy
rolls down his window
and asks "What's happening?"
The other guy says "Terrorists have taken Bush
hostage and demand a million dollars, otherwise they
will pour gasoline on him and throw a match at him.
So, I'm going from car to car to collect donations."
The driver asks: "And how much do people give?"
"5-10 liters. It depends."