Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat
down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They
would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They
selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they
came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its
cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry
for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10
seconds with the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the
Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards
Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and
charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite,
the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
understand how this could have happened. We had our best people
working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female
dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic
surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!