My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to
me. It would be true poetic justice:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him,
fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform
a complete sex change operation.
Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the