A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to
claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give
you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the
next 19 years.
The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want
Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that
day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY
MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN
I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''