Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck,
are all sitting down to lunch.
The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll
The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill
The redneck says, "Iffin I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself."
The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw
themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese
man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."
The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza
"Don't look at me," says the redneck's wife. "He done packed his own