Three rednecks are talking about how stupid their wives are.
The first man says, ''My wife is so stupid, she bought an air
conditioner--but we don't have electricity.''
The second man said his wife was even more stupid because she went out
and bought a washing machine--and they don't have plumbing.
The third guy said, ''That's nothing. I was looking through my wife's
purse and found six condoms--but she ain't got no penis!''