Little Johnny The Conductor

Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his
father cooked dinner.

Little Johnny stopped the train and said, ''All you damn assholes who
want to get off, get the hell off. All those who want to get on, get
the hell on!''

''Little Johnny!'' exclaimed his father. ''I can't believe you are
using that language! You should be ashamed of yourself! I want you to
go to your room and don't come back until you have thought about what
you've done!''

So Little Johnny goes to his room and comes back an hour or so later.

He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops it he
says, ''All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may
now get off, and those who want to get on, you may now also get on.
And as for those of you who have a problem with the hour delay, talk
to the asshole in the kitchen!''