Little Johnny Answers The Question

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How
many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer
shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none
left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you
think"

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is
licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which
one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the
way you think."