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Little Johnny Vaseline

One day, the Mayor of Whatsville came to Little Johnny's house to
see his mother.

"Little Johnny," said the mayor. "Is your mother home?"

"Yes, but she's in the shower."

"What about your father?"

"Yes, but he's in the shower."

"Are they going to be long?"

"Yeah," said Johnny.

"Why's that?"

"They asked for vaseline...and I gave them Superglue!"
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wow that's funny and fucked up
maacah on May 08, 2009 at 10:27

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