Little Johnny Is Number One

While the teacher was conducting her class, Little Johnny yells out,
"Teacher, teacher, I have to take a piss." The teacher, shocked,
replies "No, Johnny you may not because you did not raise your hand.
And I will speak to your mother for using that word." So Little Johnny
raises his hand and says, "Teacher, teacher, I have to pee!" The
teacher turns and says to Little Johnny, the word is 'urinate' and you
may not go to the bathroom right now. Little Johnny gets up to leave
the room and says, "Teacher, teacher, urinate, but if you have bigger
tits you'd be a ten."